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Stupid Chick Hall of Fame
As much as I love hot nude chicks,
there is something I love almost as much ... hot stupid chicks! Here are a
few who I consider to be pretty dumb:
Libby Hoeler
When this chick was a freshman in
college, she made pornographic videos of herself dancing nude, fingering
herself, and using a vibrator. She captured it all on her web cam and sent
the videos to her boyfriend. Duh! She later cheated on him (allegedly). He
got pissed, and the videos "somehow" ended up on the internet. Libby
Hoeler then got really popular all of a sudden ... you might know her as
the "Morpheus Girl" as that's where her videos were traded. Apparently
Libby was humiliated, and she dropped out of school and disappeared. Fuck,
I downloaded the vids ... the bitch is hot. Hot and dumb. The only thing
wrong with her as far as I can tell is she needs to bust out a razor and
shave that twat. Download the vids and see for yourself:
Mindy Peskie
I love this one. Mindy Peskie wanted to win homecoming
queen at the University of Pittsburgh so desperately that she got the
bright idea of making campaign posters featuring herself topless with
roses painted over her tits. Okay, not a bad idea ... use your body to try
and win a pageant. Well - Einstein that she is - Mindy supposedly left the
original pic in the public folder on her computer. Before she knew it, the
unedited topless pic was circulating around the campus and the country!
I've seen it ... I mean, she's decent looking and she has an okay pair
of tits, but they are nothing great. I don't understand the controversy.
But who am I to judge? Check out the pics and make up your own mind:
Amber Kulhanek
Amber Kulhanek sued the "Girls Gone Wild" video series because they used her
topless pic on their box cover and some other advertising for the vids.
You know the type ... a bunch of drunk chicks run around flashing their
tits and ass at the cameras for 10 cent beads or some other shit. Amber went to South Padre Island
for her 21st birthday, got drunk (allegedly), pulled her
top off, flashed her tits at the camera and then sued for $5,000,00
dollars.
Please! According to court records, Kulhanek was so traumatized by the
whole thing that she had to withdraw from classes at Southwest Texas State
and suffered from insomnia. Waaahhh! They didn't even use her performance
in the video (unfortunately for us). They only used it in commercials and
on their website. Here is the only pic I have found showing Amber ...
anyone with good pics of Amber should email me.
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Update * Amber originally WON the five million, but unfortunately for
her, the judgement was set aside in March 2002 as a judge determined
that the defendants were not properly served. Too bad, so sad. Maybe
next time, she won't get drunk and strip in a bar.
Becky Lynn Gritzke
Oh shit, here we go again. This chick went
to Mardi Gras, and guess what she did? She
flashed her tits of course! Big fucking surprise. Once this peroxide
blonde Florida State University student found out she had been filmed by
Girls Gone Wild, she decided to sue. The funny thing is Becky Lynn Gritzke
sued because she feels her privacy was invaded! I guess FSU did not
teach her that the streets of New Orleans during Mardi Gras is not quite
a "private" place. Before they got to trial (which she would have lost),
Becky settled her case. Financial terms were not disclosed. If Becky got
any money, she should
use it to get a decent dye job on her hair and get her nose fixed. Gritzke even made Hustler magazine's "Asshole of the Month Page" as a
"Fart In The Wind." Even that's more than she deserved!
For those wanting to see her brief, 15
minutes of fame, the videos Gritzke showed the goods in are "Girls Gone
Wild: College Girls Exposed (2000) and "Girls Gone Wild: Sexy Sorority
Sweethearts" (2000).
OK ... that's it for now. If you know of
a stupid chick who deserves to be in the ChickClub Stupid Chick Hall of
Fame, send me an email with the details to "David @ thisdomain.com" |
